I challenge you to make me laugh.

Gecko

Gecko

Well-known member
1780561693345.png
 
Canal Navvy

Canal Navvy

Well-known member
We don't really see squirrels near to home, the cat likes to come on the evening walk with the terriers so if we see one I'll talk to him about catching us one 😉
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
We don't really see squirrels near to home, the cat likes to come on the evening walk with the terriers so if we see one I'll talk to him about catching us one 😉
he's better off left in ignorant bliss Boyo .... as said - they'm seriously aggressive little sods, especially when their lives are at stake :oops::rolleyes:
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
A man was sitting on the edge of
the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her
stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie,popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted and
feeling sick.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it
like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f@*#* moron!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
 
Top