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Monkeybusiness

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Had this from a mate earlier - he’s bought himself a motorbike and is off on a bit of a tour with his girlfriend…
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Bucket on wheels

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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. I was once given the task of demolishing and removing the debris of a shed in our pasture for 50 bucks. I asked if I had it done by lunch could I get double. Now this shed was about 20'x30' built by my great grandfather who WAS NOT a particularly good carpenter. His solution to lack of skill seemed to consist entirely of adding more nails. My mother seemed to feel that was a good bet I'd fail so agreed. I set a candle on a chair in one corner and cracked a propane torch in the opposite corner then went and sat on the porch to wait. I was just starting to think maybe the candle went out when mom came out with a pitcher of tea and asked how the work was going. She was pouring a glass of tea as I started to answer when that shed DISINTEGRATED except for the roof which, I s**t you not, shot straight up in the air like a cartoon spinning slowly till it reached apex and began to tip as it fell onto what was left of the foundations. Well I had to make a new pitcher of tea and the $100 didn't come CLOSE to covering the windows on that side of the house which all shattered in the shock wave.
 
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