I challenge you to make me laugh.

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DaveDCB

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pettsy

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6feetdown

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Keir Starmer is out jogging and accidentally falls into a river.
Three young lads see the accident and without a second thought jump in and drag out the scared and soaking Starmer.

"Lads, you’ve saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you,” says Starmer.

First lad says, "I'd like a Holiday to Disneyland."
He says, "Certainly."

Second lad says, "I'd like the new Xbox and a new TV.”
He says, "No Problem."

The third lad says, “I'd like a wheelchair with built in WiFi and stereo attached to it."

Starmer says, "HEY.. But you're Not handicapped".

The lad replies, "Not yet, but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”
 
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Smiffy

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News this morning, emergency measures for the legal and prison systems. We are adopting the Dutch approach.
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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News this morning, emergency measures for the legal and prison systems. We are adopting the Dutch approach.
Depressing the whole news things ATM.
Nice to have good weather to get out and ignore it... Otherwise one could start connecting dots and figure out something's a bit planned.
In other news strike rules relaxed ...should be fun when warders go on strike
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Camera on the desk - knee prints on the couch - camera view on the PC.
I think it's a casting couch.
I did notice the two marks on the settee :ROFLMAO: just having a senior moment here guys - move on - nothing to see :rolleyes::LOL:
 
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