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Casedriver

Casedriver

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It's easy to demonstrate Competence and training in house... formal training days with signed written paperwork and photographic evidence in a folder captioned by the lads themselves to say what they are doing....

E.g Machine familiarisation with a new item of plant, with the lads photographing and writing about the check point locations, SWL's, Machine condition etc!

Just about having a bit of history to back up your claims.....

Of course the only issue is if your s**t and trying to blag it..... HSE rocks up and watches you for a few minutes to see you flailing round like a C*** and that anyone can see your incompetent 😂
What you are saying is rights but the unscrupulous quite literally take the piss with in house and make it up to suit themselves.
I have supposed certificates from a previous role for machine specific training along with 3 other lads I was 200 miles from the alleged training site pricing a job with one of the area managers and client and i know that the other lads where not there either 🤔
The same company issued me with a certificate of familiarity training on several machines but they failed to notice i wasn't even in the Country at the time 🙈
Needless to say i refused to use the certificates which was a cause of great friction but the other lads thought it was great and genuinely believed cert was worth the paper ot was printed on and am sure if they ever move jobs they will have reams of certificates that looks impressive fot training that never took place

And the one thing i would say about your comments about the HSE turning up is just hope to God they haven't turned up because the accident hasn't already happened
 
JD450A

JD450A

Feral as Fk 🐾
What you are saying is rights but the unscrupulous quite literally take the piss with in house and make it up to suit themselves.
I have supposed certificates from a previous role for machine specific training along with 3 other lads I was 200 miles from the alleged training site pricing a job with one of the area managers and client and i know that the other lads where not there either 🤔
The same company issued me with a certificate of familiarity training on several machines but they failed to notice i wasn't even in the Country at the time 🙈
Needless to say i refused to use the certificates which was a cause of great friction but the other lads thought it was great and genuinely believed cert was worth the paper ot was printed on and am sure if they ever move jobs they will have reams of certificates that looks impressive fot training that never took place

And the one thing i would say about your comments about the HSE turning up is just hope to God they haven't turned up because the accident hasn't already happened

Would that be a mulchy mulchy trim trim firm Sean? :oops: scary if so but explains a few things to do with other people I know :rolleyes:

Ultimately it's horses for courses. Can't win with the bollocks 😂
 
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Monkeybusiness

Well-known member
The multiple RoSPA award winning one 🙈
If that’s the firm that Major Tom was in communication with then I’m honestly blown away/amazed - they were incredibly thorough checking and keeping tabs on our qualifications and training when we used to subby to them. Maybe different rules for directly employed lads though possibly?!
 
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Smiffy

Well-known member
i had a lad pass his dumper and forks cpcs and he didnt even know where the fxckin brakes were

I had an examiner tell me I failed my dumper test as didn't put it in neutral when changing gear
I said I did I went first neutral second
He said the shuttle lever so I asked him to find the shuttle lever for me
It was a three speed manual dumper
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
I had an examiner tell me I failed my dumper test as didn't put it in neutral when changing gear
I said I did I went first neutral second
He said the shuttle lever so I asked him to find the shuttle lever for me
It was a three speed manual dumper
as said ..... " lions led by donkeys " QED!!!
 
JD450A

JD450A

Feral as Fk 🐾
I had an examiner tell me I failed my dumper test as didn't put it in neutral when changing gear
I said I did I went first neutral second
He said the shuttle lever so I asked him to find the shuttle lever for me
It was a three speed manual dumper
Why would you go to neutral.... Tc dumpers have either a dump button or pedal.
 
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mart1602

Well-known member
same lad drove the dumper straight through pine end wall of a bungalow that was up to wall plate with trusses on,(brakes again)there was some sort of grant for boys to do there cards at the time got them all for free was a big payday for the training company,the examiner didnt give a s**t
 
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Smiffy

Well-known member
same lad drove the dumper straight through pine end wall of a bungalow that was up to wall plate with trusses on,(brakes again)there was some sort of grant for boys to do there cards at the time got them all for free was a big payday for the training company,the examiner didnt give a s**t

I can assure you quite a few still don't
 
craig

craig

Well-known member
Following on from the missing categories, received an other card in the post today with the missing category added correctly.
Just got to sort nvq`s out for the old pre nvq categorys now:mad:.
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Kellogs'll have to up their game ........:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Any card carrying the Construction Skills Certification Scheme (CSCS) logo will soon have to have an embedded smart chip to protect the integrity of the system.


 
Quattromike

Quattromike

Well member-known
Has anyone bothered with the MyCSCS app? Is it worth considering? Don't think there's much cost just the faf.
 
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